I Don't Even Know How to Describe This... III

Another update up to the first entry!

One Saturday night, Jon and I were driving around searching for Sopranos locations (P.S. They tore down Satriale's!), and we somehow came up with the brilliant idea of combining words describing sadness with the names of different foods. I think it started with "depretzel" and then just went on from there. The formula is to start with a word describing some sort of sadness and to end with a food. Here's what we have so far:

depretzels
melancholyflower
blue berries
ennui sausage
glum pudding (from reader Lorraine)
it's all in your head of lettuce

New: malaise-onnaise (from OCG himself)

Anybody got an addition to the list?

Comments

[Laurel]

How about some of these?

Dismal-lows or dis-mallows
di-sprite-ed (instead of dispirited)
desol-cake (for desolate)
gloom-macaroon

[Lorraine]

Watermellon-cholia?

[Oatmeal Cookie Guy]

Hey there, Laurel! I really like "dismallows." I'm adding it to the list!

[Oatmeal Cookie Guy]

Hi, Lorraine. Another good one! I'm adding it to the list.