Another update up to the first entry!
One Saturday night, Jon and I were driving around searching for Sopranos locations (P.S. They tore down Satriale's!), and we somehow came up with the brilliant idea of combining words describing sadness with the names of different foods. I think it started with "depretzel" and then just went on from there. The formula is to start with a word describing some sort of sadness and to end with a food. Here's what we have so far:
glum pudding (from reader Lorraine)
it's all in your head of lettuce
New: malaise-onnaise (from OCG himself)
Anybody got an addition to the list?